Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
Shop deviantART for the
holidays and save BIG!
Click here! :holly:
[x]

deviantART

:flirty:
 
©2005-2009 ~hirotai
:iconhirotai:

Artist's Comments

Never ever drown on the north shore. You'll think you'll be saved, banking on the island's 100% lifesaving guarantee.

Jiggle me this, Ratman: is a fucking sticker going to help you expell the gallon and a half of seaweed and oceansalt packed into your lungs?

An automated lifeguard malfunctioned years ago. Now, its post is just beyond the riptide, standing a few inches under the waves, waiting. Then, when you drown, it gives you mouth to mouth with butcher knives. I happen to like it, but thats just me.


---

holyfuck 3k came fast :). And apperantly, I thank you by mashing together a horrid piece of illdesigned unthought-through garish limpdick dribble and uploading it into your face! ka-kah!

Thanks to all! :heart: :heart:

Comments


love 0 0 joy 0 0 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:icontheabones:
congratulations, fellah! things have been going pretty well for you, i'd say. seems like your really coming into your own. keep up the good work, son. and nice fish, by the way
:iconatomsks:
ehey!! congratulations !!!!! your art deserve it!!! ;) c,mon machine go go go!!
:iconhirotai:
:) :) go go go forever
:iconhirotai:
they are eternal beings from before this world... do not tamper with the elder dogs... i mean gods
:iconhirotai:
gracias, sir. :XD: much appreciated
:iconjuss:
lovin the colours you used here.
:iconpunchyninja:
love the colors in this one, sort of reminds me of an ad for some reason. maybe for cleavers...^_^
:iconhirotai:
cleavers with an added "cut through cans and shoes" guarantee

Details

August 14, 2005
90.1 KB
491×704

Statistics

12
18 [who?]
779 (0 today)

Site Map